Yawns should be named
Posted by 12/12/2007
Like someone screaming, without making any noise. I will pause for a second so that you can visualize it.
Lasts more than 8 seconds.
Accompanied with the popping sound of a dislocating Jaw bone.
Starts off at a higher pitch than it ends up at.
Happens at meetings. Trying hard not to look like your yawning.
This is not a real yawn. Made to indicate boredom.
Closely related to the 'fake yawn'. Rarely does a yawn actually need any accompanying sound.
Rare. When a burp happens at the exact same time as a yawn. Can be fatal.
This is an all-out yawn. Yawn with gusto.
Another rare yawn. A yawn accompanied by lack of control of neck muscles.
The indecipherable speech spoken while yawning.
That is all I can think of for now.